The other day my sister almost came close to beating me to a bloody pulp because of another moment of idiocy on my part. Well a cockroach suddenly appeared in our apartment which is quite rare since my mother keeps the damn place so clean you could probably eat off the floor and my sister and I inherited some of her neat freak habits so we also keep our rooms clean and organized, anyway, my sister saw some bug on the wall which we first thought was a moth until the thing went flying past me. The thing really did not look like a moth when I got a good look at it and in the split second we realized it was a cockroach my sister grabbed her slippers and I grabbed the tissue box and prepared to get rid of the damn pest.

This is were it gets ugly (for me anyway) goddamn roach flew my way and my initial reaction was to whack it... bad move. I hit it it alright and sent it flying... towards my sister, she screamed and ducked then got up, glared at me and yelled "KIIIIIM!!!!!" all i could do was say "shit! SORRY!". After we killed it she turned to me and yelled again "DO YOU KNOW YOU ALMOST SENT THAT THING FLYING STRAIGHT INTO MY FACE?!" my only reply was "sorry! i didn't exactly know it'd go that way, my aim sucks remember?!" bad move... "I'll show you bad aim!" well I hid under a couple of pillows and blankets after that while she tried to hit me with the pillows (trust me when I say this pillows may be soft but they might as well be hard rocks when she uses them).